Crockery Avalanche.....
The place - Student Village mid-year Ball
The time - July 1988
My girlfriend J was an inmate at Student Village, so when it was time for their mid-year ball, I was duly dragged along.
The beer was free anyway.....
The drunken carousing went on and on, and things got a bit looser, until there came the half-time coffee break.
Those wishing to partake trooped into a servery straight out of the 1950s which incidentally was the last time it was renovated.
Coffee cups and saucers were stacked on a bench - cups upturned and a saucer on top - 4 high, 4 deep, and 20 long.

Now as well as the crockery, there were two young lasses, girls A & B - both in the throes of drunkenness, dresses straining at the seams to contain them - seated on the bench as well, having a chat.
Then girl A decided to remove her ample bottom off the bench by pushing herself off. The movement of such a large amount of flesh moving affected the tensility of the bench and causing a ripple effect which traveled to the stacked crockery.

Time slowed to the point where you could enjoy the tragic majesty of it all. Row after row of cups and saucers slid off the bench and fell to the floor like a porcelain avalanche. They shattered and the shards flew everywhere. It was almost too perfect in its execution, but this was nothing manufactured; this was nature at her malevolent worst.

The drunken revelers stopped and stood open mouthed, transfixed by the proceedings into a room full of living sex dolls. The serving staff had seen it all, and had murder on their faces.
Taking in the surroundings, J and I burst out laughing, and laughed until our stomachs hurt.

But what really sent us to the floor in an undignified gasping, giggling and guffawing heap, was seeing girl A look at the mass destruction, point accusingly at girl B (still sitting on the bench and rooted to the spot in shock) and shout "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!"
(Sebulba continues to fight evil with evil....., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:37, 1 reply)

room full of living sex dolls
HAHAHAHAHAAAA
(OTT, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:40, closed)