Guilty LaughsAre you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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I just couldn't!By nature I'm fairly generous with my affections (or was before marriage) and a missing limb on a pretty girl wouldn't ordinarily be a deal breaker but:
a.) You've got the creepy, incipient lower arm with attendant, sub-epidermal grasping motion *shudders again*
b.) Although she's no doubt a charming adult, she's a thoroughly inauthentic and utterly wet presence on Cbeebies. Totally lacks the natural charm of Sid and the tall bloke. and...
c.)She would probably insist on wearing a custom-made, bright, white latex wrap around the truncated limb and shagging under fluorescent light. JUST SO YOU DON'T FORGET THAT SHE'S MISSING HALF AN ARM
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)
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