Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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One way ticket to hull and backmy brother,the grump and I look very similar, so much so people are sometimes sure we're twins but he's five years older than me.
Anyway my bro had a stalker, well a girl who wanted him badly and wouldn't take no for an answer so what could I do??? I spent all night in a club chatting to her telling her she was definately on for some red hot grump lovin' and making sure she had enough to drink. I then excused myself to "go and find the grump" ie my brother, went to the toilets redid my hair and swopped shirts with a mate, went back and pretended to be my own brother!!!
the shame.
well there was only one conclusion from there on in, took her home, did the deed, twice. had to tell big bro and fortunately he fell off the sofa laughing.
length? she maintains it was one of the best nights of her life so......
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:52, Reply)
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