Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I wish it was mewho painted the Cerne Abbas' giant's nob purple! That would be such a secret to have. Pink nobs, it has to be one of us doesn't it.
Length... well, where to start, he's a big lad.
Edit: Had to put "nobs" because the IT sweary filter thing at work doesn't allow the word "cocks".
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 13:15, Reply)
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