Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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From a long time agoWhen we moved house when I was a lad, before the garden was done (it was a new house) my dad put up one of those whirly washing dryer thingies so my mum could have somewhere to dry the washing in the absence of a proper drying green.
I was about 4 or 5 and managed to break it.
I never let on about it, and some "wild lad" from up the road got the blame. I resolved to myself that I would own up when I turned 21.
Well, I turned 21 quite a few years back, and never said anything, as it seemed too inconsequential by then. Plus the fact I'd seem silly by owning up!
So I've kept it to myself ever since, and you b3tards are now privy to my long pent up secret.
Hmm, that's actually quite cathartic.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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