Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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poor catwhen i was about 7 i kicked a cat round the side of the house and it died. It didn't just drop dead either, it did this horrible death-yawn stretch silent scream and then dropped dead. And I actually really like cats, don't even know why I kicked it. I think I threw it over the hedge and pretended to not hear my Dad when he said a few weeks later 'Jaysus something stinks round here'. :(
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 13:34, Reply)
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