Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Yawning Dog...I visited a Spanish Whorehouse and podged a very ugly cock-breathed woman with a vag so flappy I didn't touch the sides - I may as well of stuck my old boy out of the window and made love to the night.
That was probably the worst 42 seconds of both our lives...
What makes this worse, is that I have most likely by now given my girlfriend her AIDS.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 14:13, Reply)
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