Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Three hail marys and a packet of chocolate buttons.When I was much, much younger I always used to eat waaay too much chocolate before I went to bed. The result of which was generally a really dodgy tum during the night. But I didn't want my parents to hear me get up to go to the loo because then they'd know I'd been sneaking chocolate when they'd specifically told me not to.
So I shat in the cat's litter tray instead.
The result of which was that after a few times of finding gargantuan turds in Kitty's crap box, Kitty got taken to the vets for a shot of "stop-crap" or whatever they give cats to bung them up.
I'm sorry Kitty...
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 14:47, Reply)
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