Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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no warningat my college (wich also had a blind person school in the same complex), there was this walkway leading from the front entrance to the bus stop. about half way down, there was also a pine tree. one of its braches spans across the width of the walkway, at about 5.5 to 6 feet from the ground up.
anyho, one day as i was standing at the entrance and havin a bit of smoke, i noticed a blind guy making his way down the path towards the bus stop...
see where im going with this yet?
so, i could have givin warning and everything, but curiosity (and miscreance) got the best of me. i didnt give the poor guy any warning.
instead, i just watched with anticipation as the dude (and no joke here, no exageration) whistled his way down the path. happy as a fuck with a smile?! and walked completely unsuspecting, face first into the needly branch. to which he let out this kind of funny, high pitched sounding yelp!!
"bwuraagh!"
ok, so maybe its not that dark of a secret. in retrospect, it wasnt even that funny. i mean, what else is gonna happen when a person walks face first into a pine branch, blind or 20/20?
bwuraagh and blindlol! i should of said something to warn him.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 15:26, Reply)
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