
We were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
( , Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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But vengeance is the upside to rude customers.
When they're not looking, I rub the magnetic strips on their cards against the de-tagger, wiping everything on the strip.
In these days of chip and pin they could go for months without noticing, but it must be a real pain in the arse once they do.
That'll teach them not to say 'Hello' to me.
( , Fri 31 Aug 2007, 15:37, Reply)
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