Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I would bet that.....most of these posts are less about guilty secrets rather than showing off your evil genius.
I feel no guilt
I have no secrets, well two, and one of them is that I have a pooed in a sink, and the other is boring.
So here is my work of evil genius.....
I have a secret life as a b3tard that ensures less boredem at work whilst they pay me a ton of money.
I persuaded my brother that he would make a great father so I wouldn't have to give my parents grandchildren
I made going to university a way of rebelling against my parents, ensuring less chance of life-fuck-up-age
I only sleep with virgins to maintain my reputation as a sexual god
I dress scruffily and act like I don't care what people think so I am anti-cool, which is in fact, the new cool
I just invented anti-cool, and YOU love it.
I have gathered an army of mutant penguins willing to do my bidding for when I feel ready for claiming my right to ruler of the world. There's NOTHING you can do to stop me.
Muh hah hah!
Oh yeah, and I get to know all your dirty laundry for blackmail-use at a later date.
*rubs hands with glee*
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 15:38, Reply)
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