Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Sorry RonAged about 7 or 8, I was at a neighbours house playing with their strange kid who never went to the same school as anyone else. I was showing him the hi-LAR-ious trick of putting the end of the toilet roll in the bog and flushing it, causing most of the roll to unwind and flush away. He put his very young pet kitten on the cistern while I set things up. *flush* *plop* "meowp". The kid was in tears of course but I knew that both our parents would never believe the truth (ie that we didn't flush kitty on purpose, he/she/it just slide and fell in mid-flush) so I menacingly told him to keep his mouth shut. Saw him a week later crying in the street by a road drain. I'm really, really sorry Ron. I sleep at night by telling myself you would have been sent back to your old boarding school and bummed to buggery if we'd said anything.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 15:43, Reply)
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