Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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WankerMy mother invented a great game to keep my little brother and I occupied on rainy days: rude word scrabble.
It's like ordinary scrabble except that you don't have a limited number of letters, and all the words have to be rude. So my childhood was filled with cries of, "Hurrah, I got "minge" on a triple word score!" Sometimes my mum kicks ass.
Anyway, one day my brother and I, about 7 and 12 at the time, were having a fiercely-contested match of rude word scrabble when I contributed the word "wanker". "What does "wanker" mean?" he asked.
I wasn't prepared to explain the finer points of masturbation to my younger sibling so I just said, "Oh, wanking is just another word for sex!"
"What, like "fucking"?" he asked.
"Exactly" I said.
Several years later, I overheard him tell his mates that he'd like to "wank" a girl in their class.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:05, Reply)
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