Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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30 years of guiltI have never ever admitted to this before but....when I was about 6 me, my folks and little bruv would visit my Grandma who lived some miles away. She was very frail, had MS lived alone etc etc. Anyway, one day they left me sat in front of the big old B&W telly and I fiddled with the contrast knob until the whole screen went black I then switched it off thought no more about it. Roll forward 1 week to the next visit and Grandma has had a week without the telly and even the repair man couldn't fix it. I twigged right off what had happened (bright guilty kid) and twisted the knob a few turns and said nothing.
Nope, writing this down still doesn't make me feel less guilty....
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:53, Reply)
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