Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Another OneI used to work for a small courier firm contracted to deliver for a large stationary firm.
My job would consist of working night shifts sorting and stacking parcels ready for the drivers in the morning.
During the night I would nick many items ranging from small items of stationary, paper and envelopes to really expensive printers, fax machines and henry hoovers. There was nothing I wouldn't take.
I would even "accidentally" drop sealed boxes to get items out. I figured the cstomer would complain that said item wasn't delivered and would then be re-sent.
My crowning achievement was stealing a very expensive shredder while the boss was in the office next door (which had a CCTV monitor hooked up to the warehouse).
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 17:06, Reply)
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