Guilty? Eh no......
Back in the mid 90's when I was between wives (yes married twice so I am officially an optimist, I have the papers to prove it), I was doing what all newly separated blokes do, i.e, getting pissed lots and shagging anything that would let me........ (well almost).....

On this particular night me and my pal Al, got lucky and bagged a willing pair who we shall call Jac and Gill cause that is what they called each other.

After lots of drink fuelled dancing we made our way back to Jac(ie's) flat where we had to sneak past Gill's flat as she stayed downstairs from Jac(ie's).

Why? Because Gill's bf was watching her kid and he would have frowned upon my plans for his lady that night, (Complicated? a little. Dangerous, oh aye. Fun? f'n magic......).

Well once safely ensconced in Jac(ie's), myself and Gill got straight into it, as time was short for her in that bf down stairs would be wondering where she was.

Having the drink fuelled stamina of the gods at the time I put in a fine performance and Gill showed her appreciation in the what I can only call a vocal manner, (and no she wasn't snoring)....

Noisy? Until that point I'd clearly led a sheltered life........

However in the midst of our shenanigans bf comes up from down stairs and I am told to hide as it's not me who would get spanked for being naughty. (3 stories up so the window is not an option).

So under the bed I hide, after getting Gill's phone number and agreeing that we need to do more of the same........ she was good. (I surprised myself, hurrah for beer)...

Gill and bf leave after what i believe was a short chat with Al and Jac(ie), it seems that bf grinned at Al on the way out of the door......

Once they have left I start getting my kit back on when Al walk's in and states that he's off as he's been striking out.

So mere minutes after Gill has gone Al has left as well, (you can see where this is going? Good cause at this point I didn't have a clue).........

Well I'm pretty well dressed at this point when Jac(ie) comes strolling in and drops to her knees in front of me muttering something along the lines of "after that noise lets see what ur packing then"

So yes I did, with Jac(ie) minutes after her best pal had been good to me, but that's not the end, oh no.....

For about six months thereafter I would go visit young Gill in Jac(ie's) house at least once a week, and Jac(ie) would always "fluff" me up for second's after Gill had returned downstairs.........

Gill never knew.

Do I feel guilty...... Like f.............

Never managed a threesome mind,........ But hey ho........

After six month's of they two I needed a new one, so length was minimum.
(Dark Matter All The Wonders In The World & We Invent Boredom, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 18:47, Reply)