Guilty Secrets
We were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
( , Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
We were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
( , Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Guilty? nah
My Grandfather died from liver cancer and I am an alcoholic.
My Grandmother died from lung cancer and I smoke like there is no tomorrow.
My Father is a recovered drug addict and I smoke weed occasionally. I do coke regularly and I know how to cook crack. Smoke it occasionally.
I slept with my ex bosses husband, my friends ex several times and gave head to the guy she wanted to be with. I gave head to a guy who's fiance was 7 months pregnant at the time. I met up with my friend I haven't talked to in 4 years and we slept together. He's married.
Of all these I have only felt guilty about sleeping with my bosses husband. But she is a bitch. It doesn't justify it, but hey...I haven't killed anyone.
EDIT: Also, my friend found out she was pregnant last year, she broke up with her boyfriend and decided to keep the baby. I told a few of our mutual friends and then her sister talked her into having an abortion. So she had people coming up to her asking about the baby. Oops. I kinda felt bad about that. For about a second. Anywho, she's now with someone else and is pregnant again...keeping this one for real. But apparently I got drunk and told someone again, when I was sworn to secrecy. Oops, I did it again...
( , Fri 31 Aug 2007, 19:37, Reply)
My Grandfather died from liver cancer and I am an alcoholic.
My Grandmother died from lung cancer and I smoke like there is no tomorrow.
My Father is a recovered drug addict and I smoke weed occasionally. I do coke regularly and I know how to cook crack. Smoke it occasionally.
I slept with my ex bosses husband, my friends ex several times and gave head to the guy she wanted to be with. I gave head to a guy who's fiance was 7 months pregnant at the time. I met up with my friend I haven't talked to in 4 years and we slept together. He's married.
Of all these I have only felt guilty about sleeping with my bosses husband. But she is a bitch. It doesn't justify it, but hey...I haven't killed anyone.
EDIT: Also, my friend found out she was pregnant last year, she broke up with her boyfriend and decided to keep the baby. I told a few of our mutual friends and then her sister talked her into having an abortion. So she had people coming up to her asking about the baby. Oops. I kinda felt bad about that. For about a second. Anywho, she's now with someone else and is pregnant again...keeping this one for real. But apparently I got drunk and told someone again, when I was sworn to secrecy. Oops, I did it again...
( , Fri 31 Aug 2007, 19:37, Reply)
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