Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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About a year agoI was enjoying a mainly text-based long distance session with a gentleman. Replying to some filth one day (which I will not repeat), I hit send and a few seconds later the house phone started ringing.
My parents were amazed to see me sprint downstairs, believing for one awful second I'd sent it to my house phone, and grab the phone out of its cradle as I never usually answered the damn thing (this was pre-Caller ID, and it was still not unusual for Stalker Boy to call me).
It was a telemarketing call. I've never been so happy to hear someone asking me about double glazing.
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Maladicta, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 20:35,
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