Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Poo againFirst timer, so be gentle.
When, as a young 5 year old boy-about-town, we were dispatched to the neighbours to play with their kids whilst said parents went out on the piss (sounds familiar, I don't know why?), I needed to go dump. Went upstairs, did the deed, no loo paper, called and called for some more, no answer, so proceeded to do finger paintings, using my poo as paint. I was proud, anyway, but when the parents returned, all hell broke loose, so I blamed their 3 year old, and denied all knowledge of taking a dump. Do I feel better now? Much.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 9:29,
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