Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Umm...OK, so being brought up in the country you can get up to all kinds of jive...
Aged around 9, big squad of us (me the youngest up to about 13), realised that construction workers always used to leave their keys hidden someplace obvious on tractors, steam rollers, etc. (Usually behind the front left wheel sitting on the axle or something).
Big ole shed with a metal sheet roof and a wall running to its side.
It's my turn on the steamroller. I'm 9 years old remember. I can't control it, it starts scraping along the wall, heading towards the shed. Sparks are flying everywhere from the steamroller as it scrapes the wall (looked fantastic). I bailed out before it hit the shed.
The whole thing shook - and then a metal sheet/girder thingie starts sliding down the roof (this thing is easily 30ft long) - passes over my mates head (who is oblivious to this thing moving overhead) - and strikes the ground 2ft away from him. He now has a bridge over his head to the roof. I think I he might have laid an egg.
I nearly did a final destination on my mates head. :-(
Length? 30ft.
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