Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Not me, I swearA bloke I used to hang around with once, after a particularly heavy night's boozing came on to me. I turned him down flat as I don't go in for backdoor shenanigans. In a drunken attempt to persuade me it was all harmless non-gay fun he divulged the following information.
Himself and several male mates used to have (Hetro) porn watching parties at the weekend when his parents were away visiting his sick grandmother. After a few videos, the lads would get all worked up and need some sort of release. It started off innocently enough with open masturbation but, after that got boring, it became mutual masturbation. Then it progressed to people taking it in turns to dress in his mother's finest to 'be the woman' and give blow-jobs to or be thigh fucked by whoever's turn it was to 'be the man'. "We never went in for anal" he said in a last desperate attempt to persuade me it was not gay at all, oh no.
Why the fuck he ever confessed this stuff to me I'll never know. I never brought up the topic again (until now that is) and neither did he. I never knew who all of the group were either and it intrigues me every now and again trying to work out who was there at the time.
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