Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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"Jock Itch"I am a member of 'the gym' and being filthy places, I received athletes foot. This went untreated, and contamination of clothing meant it travelled to the next 'warm and moist' area, which was the groin. The symptoms are a rash and an itch which needs an iron will to ignore it.
I only recently had it sorted (with Canestan), but the joy of scratching that area in bed was truly awesome, a sense of euphoria I have yet to encounter. I'd recommend it to anyone. Ahhh.
(, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 17:35, Reply)
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