Guilty Secrets
We were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
( , Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
We were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
( , Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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DebbieDoesDerby . . .
There's a really simple solution to your particular problem -
DON'T READ THE ENTRIES YOU DON'T LIKE
. . . instead of moaning like a girl, and wondering out aloud about their authenticity. Use that button with "Ignore" on it (that's it, down the bottom).
Grow up - though if your user name is any indication, you must have at least 4 or 5 years left until you drop your balls . . . you must be what, all of 13?
PS: I think you'll find apeloverage posts the *most* (ie: highest volume of) *shit* on here,
PPS: If I recall, Legless never actually claims everything he writes is true. We're not vying for journalistic awards in excellence here . . . it's all F U N (as in, exaggeration and stretching of the truth may (shock!) occur . . .)
Obligatory story:
My folks don't know that in just under a week's time, Legless will be emigrating here permanently to be with me (YAY!).
It's kind of slipped my mind - I keep meaning to tell them . . . for the last 18 months or so.
Might have to bite the bullet and mention they'll be meeting their son-in law eventually
- I'll get 'round to it, really I will . . .
Truly, I resolve to tell them at least before the plane lands . . . maybe once the jetlag's worn off . . . ah, give it a couple of weeks at least . . .
Maybe when we're well into Spring . . . before Christmas maybe?
( , Sun 2 Sep 2007, 2:38, Reply)
There's a really simple solution to your particular problem -
DON'T READ THE ENTRIES YOU DON'T LIKE
. . . instead of moaning like a girl, and wondering out aloud about their authenticity. Use that button with "Ignore" on it (that's it, down the bottom).
Grow up - though if your user name is any indication, you must have at least 4 or 5 years left until you drop your balls . . . you must be what, all of 13?
PS: I think you'll find apeloverage posts the *most* (ie: highest volume of) *shit* on here,
PPS: If I recall, Legless never actually claims everything he writes is true. We're not vying for journalistic awards in excellence here . . . it's all F U N (as in, exaggeration and stretching of the truth may (shock!) occur . . .)
Obligatory story:
My folks don't know that in just under a week's time, Legless will be emigrating here permanently to be with me (YAY!).
It's kind of slipped my mind - I keep meaning to tell them . . . for the last 18 months or so.
Might have to bite the bullet and mention they'll be meeting their son-in law eventually
- I'll get 'round to it, really I will . . .
Truly, I resolve to tell them at least before the plane lands . . . maybe once the jetlag's worn off . . . ah, give it a couple of weeks at least . . .
Maybe when we're well into Spring . . . before Christmas maybe?
( , Sun 2 Sep 2007, 2:38, Reply)
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