DebbieDoesDerby . . .
My guilty secret is that I love being attacked on the Interweb.

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Oh dear. I'm being slandered by a 12 year old. boo-hoo.

So lets get a couple of things straight. The stories I write on here are all either true, or based on truth. The reason I've got so many of them is because I've done a lot of things in my life. Some good, some bad, most of them entertaining. And I'm off onto another chapter this week. Moving continents - you moved out of your mum's house yet?

But guess what, fuckwit, the secret to writing entertaining tales isn't so much what you're writing about, it's the way you write them. You have to *try* to make what you're saying interesting.

There's a whole bunch of great writers here on b3ta. Gleeballs, Ms Swipe, Humptydumpty, Scary Duck - the list just goes on. But if someone like you tried to describe exactly the same incident as me or any of the other popular writer's here we'd get something like.

"I went out, got drunk and my boyfriend shit the bed" - DebbieDoesDerby

Instead of this: www.b3ta.com/questions/sleepwalking/post87681/

You see the difference there?

Talent m'boy, talent.

Oh - and having to write "please click this if you agree with me" is such a sad thing to do. Begging for people to vote for you is the trait of a politician, not a B3tan.

Now why don't you fuck off and get ready for school?

Sheesh. Being attacked by DebbieDoesDerby is like getting savaged by a dead sheep. (Apologies to Dennis Healey)

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 9:30, Reply)