Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Re: Unemployed Wasters belowWhen I was an unemployed waster, I used to lay about the house all day watching kids tv and the like. My parents and brother gave me grief non-stop about this.
To get my own back, when everyone was out working (dad & brother) or shopping (mum), I'd do a sweep of the house and take any money I found.
I used to go through my brother's trouser pockets (when he wasn't wearing them obviously) as he spent his nights in the pub so would have tons of loose change that he'd never miss. I also went through my mother's purse, the pin money box and the small change jar.
My dole at the time (mid '80's) barely came to fifteen quid so I'd easily double it or more with my pilfering. I never got found out either despite a few complaints about the amount of loose change being a bit light from time to time.
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 14:41, Reply)
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