Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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If I've told you this before...You'll know who I am...
Well. When I was but four years on this green and pleasant earth, a younger brother was brought unto me, kicking and screaming and getting a bike/ computer and tarantulas before me...
Suffice to say, he's not my best friend in the world.
Anyway, when he was but toddling around, we went to our dead Grandmas (she was still alive at this point) for tea, toast and the smell.
I bit a cake and did it with small teeth marks so my bro would get the blame, and wonder of wonders, he did.
I don't feel overly good about this, even now. However, I feel marginally better about this than the constant masturbating I do online.
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 15:58, Reply)
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