Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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when i was 13i was round at a mates house, and one of his mates was being a whiny twunt. so i hid the kid's bike in a field round the back, and told him it had been nicked. there is nothing more satisfying and disturbing than seeing a teenage boy in floods of tears coz his brand new bike has been stolen. when it got to the stage that he wanted to call the police, we hid his phone, making him near suicidal. when he finally found his bike after searching through the field for a half hour, he tried to ride off in anger. to this day, he has no idea that it was me that let his tyres down, making him crash into a tree and loosing teeth...
length? long enough to make up for his whining...
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:50, Reply)
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