Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Xmas Evei actually feel really bad about this now, xmas eve just gone and i'm in chicagos, pretty drunk. when we see an indian man of about 40 standing on his own by the bar, in the same place he had been all night. I finsh my drink, and take the empty glass in the toilet with me, i then fill it to the brim with p*ss, walk back out, and go upto this indian fellow and say "happy xmas" and offer him a "drink", he takes it thanking me and takes a sip. i walk away and actually started crying with laughter, 2 minutes later and i actually felt really bad. he was out on his own and just wanted to have a good time....
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