Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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At a gig one nightin a club somewhere in Scotland which shall remain nameless, we were being fed and watered during the interval in the committee room. The sign on the door was one of these little pegboards with push-in plastic letters. I removed them and changed the words "COMMITTEE ROOM" to "COME MORE TO TIM", which is the only anagram I could think of .
We chuckled about it for a bit, then it was forgotten. The thing is, that was three years ago, and I was there again a few weeks back and they've not changed the sign back. I wonder if it's because no one knows how to spell committee?
I only feel guilty because I'd be so embarrassed if anyone from the club found out I'd done such a puerile thing!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:08,
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