Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I don't think I was ideally suited to be a member of Amnesty InternationalI felt strongly about the cause, but I also found the others who were involved tended to lack severely in the sense of humour department. I mean, a person can only hear so many harrowing torture stories before wanting to let off some steam...
So it didn't go down very well at one particular AI conference when, in the bar after a long session about the systematic abuse of women in certain middle eastern countries, I began to improvise the "Female Genital Mutilation" song.
Later we were all led outside for a photo op: each person was given a life-size, cardboard cutout silhouette, which represented a 'disappeared' person from a particular regime. We were to hold them up in the air so that they could get a 'group photo' for promotional material. It was cold, it took a long time to organise, I was bored. So I started a Mexican wave.
...I was never invited back.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:49,
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