Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I scared another one...I got seriously hammered one night in a small countryside town with some mates. We staggered back to one mate's car at the end of the night to find a couple of kids sitting on the bonnet and generally being arseholes.
I small skirmish ensued, during which I administered a few slaps to one little scrote and pinned him to a wall by the scruff of his neck while whispering in his ear.
When we drove off, one of the lads asked me why the kid had turned white as a sheet and ran at cheetah-pace when I let him go. Apparently the threat of being bum-raped by an 18-stone gentleman is rather daunting to even the most irksome of teenage chavs.
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