Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Guilt...I was very enthusiastic at one time and I'd just gotten my first sys admin job. Call centre, 600 workstations, bout 15 servers, big deal to a 21 year old.
Anyways, there was 2 of us (me being the junior). On a Friday night (my week not on-call). I was mucking about with a script to rollout new apps / updates / patches / etc (NT4 domain - no active directory here) to all the PCs. It was about 10pm (told you I was once enthusiastic - oh, and had no girlfriend).
I made a few amends to this script anyways, decided it looked pretty good, decided to run it.
It starts going, I'm thinking "godamn, this deserves another beer - look at it go! Am genius!"
5 mins later my colleague (the senior sys admin) phones my work mobile. I answer "I'm not on call mate..."
"yeah, I know. Sorry. You haven't got any scripts or apps running tonight, do you?"
*oh god...*
"No, why? What's happening?"
"Oh, it's just that the site is having rolling brown-outs..."
"No, am at home having a beer mate, lemme know how it goes though, incase it's still happening on Monday morning."
"Will do mate. Have a good night."
*INSERT-SCRAMBLING-FOR-LAPTOP*
omgomomgomgomgomgomomg...
"300 workstations completed."
"301 workstations completed."
"302 work-ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE YOU BASTARD!"
Log of this incident? Who possibly knows...
Felt awful afterwards though...not quite so much now as I've left the shitty company.
:-D
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:56, Reply)
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