Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I just get blamed..A friend of mine started a new job. The company used one PC, had no backups and, this being in the days of DOS, had nearly all their files in one folder.
Then, my friend, having read about this wonderful new command type "del *.*" while in the folder.
This is the bit where I come in. Despite the fact I had never been to the company, and, indeed, was working the other side of London at the time, he successfully managed to get them to blame me. So, I got a rude phone call (he gave my phone number as well) from a man I never met for something I didn't do.
My guilty secret? Another friend and myself set up a nice prank on my boss. We installed a VNC (open source multi platform remote desktop system) server on a Mac, ran the viewer full screen on my Boss's PC.
My Boss came back from lunch a little the worse for wear, and we sat there for about 20 minutes watching while he tried to work out what he had changed on the PC to bring up a desktop he didn't recognise..
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:37, Reply)
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