Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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A bit of a to-doMy eldest son was having a bit of trouble from his ex-wife. You know the sort: convinces everyone butter wouldn't melt whilst shagging everything in trousers and sticking the knife in big style.
So anyway, while she was away on holiday I had her killed in a very convincing car accident.
Anyone want to buy a dented white Fiat Uno?
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 23:58, Reply)
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