Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Silver paintOne time in primary school, as an act of pre-teen madness and rebellion I wrote the word FUCK on the bathroom wall in silver paint.
I wasn't a bad boy, I was (and am) quite weedy really. I needed to express something or other, I guess.
All of the boys (obviously, as it was in the boy's bathroom and girls wouldn't go in there because it was icky) were kept in for several playtimes until the culprit confessed but I never admitted to my crime.
Eventually they dropped it and I got away with it.
It ate at me for years. Why did I do such a terrible thing, and allow others to be punished instead of admitting it? I carried the burden of the secret for some time.
Then I told a former classmate some time after and they said they'd forgotten all about it.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:30, Reply)
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