Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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WrongOne of our cats is rather needy. Wrenched early from the tit, he does that kneading and pawing thing a lot, i.e, I know the milk's in there somewhere.
Imagine my chagrin then, when I woke up one morning with him affixed to one of my nipples. The attendant morning glory was purely coincidental, officer.
This however pales into insignificance compared to a similar story told by a gay mate of ours, who woke up bright and early and smiling one morning to the sensation of "being rimmed by a staffordshire bull terrier".
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:14, Reply)
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