Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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My mate killed his girlfriend's catHe only fessed up to us about 4 years after it happened. She still doesn't know and they're getting married in a coupla months so i feel it is my duty to share.
Apparently he (aged 16) had been round her house and found himself alone in her room. For some reason rather than doing the sensible male adolescent thing of rummaging through her underwear he instead decided to jump up and down on the bed...which promptly broke crushing the unfortunate moggy asleep underneath.
Why a guilty secret? Cos in a panic he then picked up the dead cat, snuck downstairs to the garage and put it behind the front wheel of her mum's car.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:39, Reply)
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