Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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FamilyI have a real dislike for family occassions and everything surrounding it, well in my town anyway. The family members who live further away are actually much better.
So every Christmas day and day of any anniversary or birthday were the whole family gets together I will have magically managed to muster a night out the night before. Get a major hangover and sit in a corner all day sulking.
I even done this for my 21st birthday.
Guilt? Fuck them, they irratate me.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 20:54, Reply)
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