Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Oh jeez......For years I used to wipe my sticky white love piss (sorry, quality quote) off my chest with a random sock lying about the bedroom. I just used to put it on the floor again.
That is...Until the day (think I was about 17!) I walk in and my Mum's gathering up the laundry in my room.
She picks up a sock, idly dry rips it apart and puts it on the laundry pile.
Not a wince. Not even a blink.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 22:17, Reply)
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