Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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As well as wondering myself what Rachelswipe looks like,I just remembered another guilty secret or two:
The first single I ever bought was the Children In Need Perfect Day thing. I used to own two Steps albums and recently Azureus'd the first two of them.
I used to find Alan Davies attractive (10 or so years ago when he was all over the TV and not just the thicky one on QI). Now I think he's a poodlehaired twunt and finding out he went to my uni nearly killed me.
I tripped and smashed my mum's crystal swan thing that used to sit on the windowsill (she didn't like it, it was a present from someone) and blamed the cat, who was sat on the windowsill at the time saying she knocked it off with her tail... sorry Pix, mum kicked you out for the night for that :(
Oh and that scar on my chin was from a feral cat I tried to pet when I was about nine and not your friend's rosebush. Sorry.
And lately I regularly speak a la lolcats, as in "my stuff, let me show you it" and "DO NOT WANT!" when I'm not impressed. Eek.
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Maladicta, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 22:17,
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