Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Evil penguin 17's storyhas just reminded me of my friend's dear departed greyhound Seb. Seb was the softest, daftest dog imaginable, so much so that he let us festoon his cock and balls with glow in the dark stars. He would run around the darkened living room, confused to how he'd developed spookily-lit tackle, then try to lick the glow away.
We stopped doing it after he choked on one of the stars. Bless...
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