Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Sorry DaveI shared a flat with a fit bird who was a bit of a freak, and some dopey Geordie who was nice but dim. Anyways, Dave comes into the flat and walks in on Lucy who is completely starkers and drying her hair. She starts screaming about him being a pervert and he apologises profusely and leaves the room. Why the fuck she was naked in the front room is still a mystery – but, like I said, she was a bit of a freak. Fit though.
I come home and she is in an apoplectic rage. I hear the story and try and reason with her but she is having none of it. She thinks he’s a pervert and she is determined to get her own back. Now, we had two toilets in the house – one of which was so disgusting that we never used it. She took his toothbrush and cleaned this shitty shitter with it and then replaced it back in the bathroom cupboard.
Fast forward a week and Dave developed a nasty infection in his mouth that never really cleared up in the few months he continued to live with us. Sorry, Dave. I should have said something – I just couldn’t be arsed with house politics and I was a bit scared of what Lucy would do to me if she found out I had told you.
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