Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Despite Catholicism I'm not guiltyHaving read the posts on here (true or otherwise) I can only conclude that I don't suffer from guilt.
I could post stories of torrid affairs (possibly untrue).
Or the tale of a journey I took which resulted in me going to bed with a man I'd only met 30 minutes previously.
Or how I used a serious illness to ensure I got through university finals without failing, despite not having done any work.
But firstly I don't feel any guilt about any of these things as they didn't hurt anyone.
Secondly, and perhaps this is my guilty secret....they're just not that funny.
And that ladies and gentlemen is the true secret of a good QOTW post - doesn't matter if it's true or a load of bollocks, just make it FUNNY!
Apologies for length, etc, etc, now move along, nothing to see here.
*BTW just to wade into the Rachelswipe thing - I've heard she's gorgeous and up for it...if I was that way inclined I would ;-)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 10:03,
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