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We were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".

What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?

(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Re: Breaking the environment.

A mate and I got a really crappy job from a marketing company. We were to stand at various roadside points and count cars for several hours a day. This was for data to show the best spots for advertising hoardings.

Anyway Euro 1996 was on at the time so, instead of standing on a baking footpath, breathing in exhaust fumes and getting hassled by chavs, we fucked off back to my house for beer, pizza and footie. We did our counting in comfort, ticking for passes made, attempts on goal, fouls etc and passed them off as different types of vehicle. I then entered the data on a spreadsheet, copied it to a floppy and brought it into the office at the end of each week. Nobody asked us any awkward questions so we were in the clear.

Imagine our mirth a couple of months later when we passed an advertising hoarding, at one of our counting spots, bearing the legend RESEARCH PROVES THAT ADVERTISING WITH US WORKS!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 10:04, Reply)

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