Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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K2K6"Reach" will be forever associated in my mind with the Phoenix Nights family fun day and the giant inflatable cock, reason enough to love it, I'd say.
On topic, I once shagged my brother's girlfriend in my parents' bed whilst he was passed out in front of the telly downstairs. I realise this is YET ANOTHER one of these bloody tales, but there's a postscript. In the spirit of the QOTW I was having a 'what's the worst thing you've ever done' discussion with my (pretty new) girlfriend last night and confessed to the above. She was disgusted (and fair enough) and now I am single again.
Ah well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 10:36,
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