Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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On the subject of musicMore an embarrassing secret than a guilty one, my first records consisted of The Wombling Song (by the Wombles, of course) and Rolf Harris's Six White Boomers.
The B-sides of which were Remember You're a Womble and Waltzing Matilda, respectively.
Incidentally, that line "Remember You're a Womble" was used for many years as a football song, using the lyrics "The Referee's a Wanker".
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 10:57,
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