Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Oh, and another oneI would have been maybe 10. My mum had borrowed my torch for some reason, maybe getting up to feed the cat in the middle of the night or something. I asked for it back.
She said it was in below her pillow. So I went to retrieve it.
By mistake, I lifted not only the blankets and pillow, but also the mattress. I found thereunder a glossy colour publication, the likes of which my young mind had only imagined before.
Yes, my mum had a girlie mag under her side of the mattress. Had it been my dad's side, well, fair enough.
I never yet found out what that was all about, and I never want to know, either. Some things are best left unknown.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 13:31,
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