Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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It's all coming back to me nowA bloke I was at school with was a bit of a pervert. OK, he was a complete weirdo, but anyway, he turned up to class one day with a bunch of polaroid photos and let us all see them.
He'd found them in his parents' wardrobe. You can see where this is going, can't you?
There were the relatively "normal" shots of copulation etc, but the one which is permanently etched in my memory was of his mother sitting naked with a trickle of menstrual blood running down her leg.
WTF? Finding my mum's pron mag was bad enough - had I found pictures I think I'd have been in therapy, not showing them to my classmates with wicked glee.
Mr Bulloch, if you're reading this - you're a sick man.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 13:53,
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