Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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My lab smells of jizzI've spent the afternoon, in between writing disturbing QOTW answers, reclaiming old photographic plates so I can re-use the glass. This process requires me to boil them in quite concentrated alkali solution to remove the gelatin emulsion layer, and is in itself quite fun as I get to play with hot dangerous chemicals.
But I am doing it on the open bench, and you know what? The smell produced is very similar to warm semen. And now the whole lab stinks of it.
I hope no non-scientists come in today, especially if they see me standing there wearing a lab coat and rubber gloves...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 16:21,
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