I convinced a friend at school that I was a child secret agent
We were about 8 at the time and when she dubiously questioned why they would employ a kid I told her - for that very reason! who would suspect a kid?

I wrote letters to her asking for her silence, from my 'organisation', she knew it was real because it was on really posh paper (Basildon Bond?) even if it did look suspiciously like my handwriting.
I had a communicator that looked a lot like all of the other stones on our playground, so I could throw it away without suspicion if I were caught of course.
I even had her walking around all of the local streets wih me, knocking on doors and asking for 'Mr. X' because 'we knew his name and house number but not street name'. Heh good times.
It was born out of boredom and seeing how far I could take it but I packed it in when I realised that she wasn't just playing along, she really did believe me, and she was beginning to drop hints to some of our other friends. I figured enough was enough and I needed to stop being such a cunt.

In conclusion; kids are cunts.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:20, 2 replies)

blimey, did you have
passwords and secret meeting places and coded notes :-) ?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:30, closed)

Heh, no
But I did a couple of years later, with a different friend. Very Famous Five/Secret Seven inspired :)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:38, closed)